Save A Animal.//.Safe A TreeNow for all the stupid people who say, "I don't kill it, I just eat it.” SUPPLY AND DEMAND, YOU FUCKING TART. You should of learned it in school, as demand increases, so does supply! Every time you eat meat, you’re supporting animal cruelty. If you eat fish, you’re not a vegetarian. Don't you dare say you are, cause you’re not. Not eating meat slims your chances at being overweight; there are a lot less overweight vegetarians then meat eaters. We live in an obese society; if you want to eat meat and get fat, then go die of a heart attack. Heart disease is the number one killer in America. Meat helps promote it, being vegetarian slims your chances dramatically.
Now, when it comes to saving trees. Recycle and drink Bossa Nova. It tastes GOOD! Not like trees, they taste bad.
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How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
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Ice cream sandwhiches are actually made from compressed cow patties and frozen bull semen.
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Vegans are pussies. CARNIVORE FOR LIFE!
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Prima: Wait till they get a load of me.
Secunda: I don't want your "load" and fuck you anyway!
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What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed?
And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven
and there plucked an strange and beautiful flower?
And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?
Ah, what then? -Samuel Taylo
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What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed?
And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven
and there plucked an strange and beautiful flower?
And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?
Ah, what then? -Samuel Taylo
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